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Apr

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nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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somefagonyourdash:

My dorm got in trouble for our wifi names… they’re threatening to shut down our internet if we don’t change them.

somefagonyourdash:

My dorm got in trouble for our wifi names… they’re threatening to shut down our internet if we don’t change them.

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

Levels of Tumblr.

ficcyshit:

egoraptoir:

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

im a mega dragon hoh yes

I’m about to evolve! Into…

still a dragon.

…Okay.

(Source: meltedbunny)

(Source: fauxhawks)

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad)

get-fucked-and-get-inked:

mr-mrs-insatiable:

brandonplease:

You can’t not reblog this.

This is brilliant.

Amazing.

get-fucked-and-get-inked:

mr-mrs-insatiable:

brandonplease:

You can’t not reblog this.

This is brilliant.

Amazing.

Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:

askingpreciado:

convertingtolight:

Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

please reblog this

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

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assdownloader:

this is the face of a broken man

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