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21

Apr

taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

(Source: thatsmysteez)

littletrenchcoatangel:

the-goddess-divine:

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

greeleys:

OH FINALLY I GET WHY DEAN JUST WENT “i know”…. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUCH A BELLENDISH THING TO SAY.

BUT DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND?

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DO YOU!?

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*FLIES OFF INTO SPACE AND CRASH LANDS ON YAVIN 4*

they’re quoting star wars those nerds <3

(Source: caughthesnitch)

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

urlcritic:

i’d rather eat a salad than go to school 

(Source: lebaratheon)

plasticbagvevo:

*walks past mirror*

*walks back*

*cries*

(Source: plasticbagvevo)

A haiku about slow walkers

fluvius-vae:

no no no no no
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
you are the worst, die

(Source: hustled)

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl)

(Source: thepenavegas)

20

Apr

boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

(Source: kimyas)

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  balls bounce because they hate the ground and want to get away from it as fast as possible